40+ Hilarious Tweets From People That Explain Why They’re Single

Homebodies are people who truly enjoy being at home. They also frequently enjoy solitude, and sometimes they’re introverted and shy. They’re people who simply don’t feel the need to be out and about very often. There’s nothing wrong with being a homebody, but it doesn’t exactly put you in a lot of situations where you’ll find a partner. As this person said, you can’t expect your perfect someone to just show up at your front door unless you’re a Disney princess or something.

In sociology, the second shift refers to all the extra labor that many women take on when in a relationship or as a mother. They’re responsible for cleaning and keeping everyone in line — usually while maintaining a full-time job. This seems like a pretty good reason to stay single! It sounds like this OP has had some bad experiences with having to do all of the work in past relationships. She deserves more than being a makeshift maid.

The term 'fragile masculinity' is thrown around a lot. It refers to the anxiety some men feel when they do certain things that they believe don’t live up to society’s standards in terms of manhood and manly men. This is pretty clever, and it’s fair that someone wouldn’t want to date a guy who has serious insecurity issues when it comes to masculinity. It’s hard to be in a relationship with someone who isn’t comfortable in their own skin.

Our bodies change a lot throughout our lifetimes, and sometimes we have a hard time accepting it. It’s common to turn to a partner for reassurance that we still look good, and although we may not always like their response. Talk about awkward! There was nothing worse that they could have said in that moment, except maybe a blatant, “Yes, you've gained weight.” Autocorrect — killing relationships since everyone began texting and stopped making phone calls.

For most people, pets aren’t simply an animal; they become part of the family and are just as important as their human counterparts. So, there’s nothing worse than a new partner that isn’t accepting of these furry family members. What kind of cold, heartless person would think that suggesting this is normal or okay? Both we and the OP's dog are thankful that she dumped the schmuck as quickly as possible. He doesn’t deserve to be in a relationship.