Charlie Puth had a romantic adventure — with himself — to a song. Believe it or not, we haven’t gotten to the super weird part yet. The song for this personal moment was “This Love” by Maroon 5 and Charlie has confessed that to the band’s lead singer, Adam Levine.
According to Charlie, Adam told him “that’s really weird.” We agree, Adam. Charlie went on to say that his large appetite for physical release is common in Hollywood and helps with creativity. Um, okay, Charlie.
An Inappropriate Crush
Rumer Willis, like everyone else, had a huge crush on Ashton Kutcher. That’s not so bad, right? Well, it is when you remember that Ashton was married to Rumer’s mom, Demi Moore — making him Rumer’s step-dad.
Despite the horror of her mom bagging her dream man, Rumer admitted that she had to give props to her mother, “I was kind of impressed like, ‘Yeah girl, get it.'” Given that Ashton and Demi’s marriage didn’t last, Rumer is free to resume her crush. Nope… it’s still gross!
One would think that the Kardashians could afford the best doctors the world has to offer, right? Apparently not. Kourtney Kardashian has confessed that her doctor instructed her to drink Travis Barker’s reproductive bodily fluids in order to become pregnant. Um, that’s the wrong hole!
This one is really more on Kourtney’s doctor than it is on her, but the reality star should really fire them ASAP. At the very least, she should go to a doc who knows the basics of how babies are made.
Jessica Simpson is known to have perfect pearly whites but, apparently, she rarely brushes her teeth! While we’re completely grossed out by this concept, we do have to admit that we can’t argue with the results.
Jessica explained, “I know it’s gross, but I always have fresh breath. My teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss every day.” Maybe her dentist is related to Kourtney Kardashian’s gynecologist?
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have proudly announced that they drink each other’s blood. Furthermore, MGK often wears a vial of Megan’s blood around his neck. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just waiting for our boyfriends to send us a text back!
Megan explained that their beverage of choice is “only a few drops” and for “ritualistic purposes.” It’s a good thing she cleared that up, otherwise, we might think this is weird.
While this particular incident wasn’t Christopher Mintz-Plasse’s fault, we’re not sure that makes it any better. The actor did an intimate act with another person — in front of his mom.
While filming Superbad Christopher’s mom had to be present for that scene, due to legal concerns, since Christopher was 17 at the time. The actor admits, “Afterwards we didn’t talk about it; we still don’t speak about that moment.” We don’t blame them.
Baring it All
Everyone knows that Lea Michele and Jonathan Groff are best friends and no one can argue how dedicated the former is to her friendships. Lea and Jonathan were cast as love interests in Spring Awakening: Those You’ve Known but Jonathan was worried that he wouldn’t be able to play the part since he’s gay.
In order to help him feel comfortable with the female anatomy, Lea showed Jonathan all of hers. Yes, we do mean all of it. There was even a lamp involved. Now, that’s true friendship!
A Unique Keepsake
Katy Perry has an interesting hobby of collecting other people’s hair — and we’re not quite sure why. So far, she’s admitted to taking tresses from Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus but we’re sure there are others. So, what did Katy do with these hairs?
“I put little bows on them individually and put them in my purse. And that was my little secret and I’m a freak!” She can pair those hairs with Megan Fox’s blood and really make something for herself!
Kesha claims that she’s had an intimate relationship that was so good it was otherworldly! By “otherworldly,” we mean it was with a ghost. Kesha says, “I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. … I don’t know his name. He was a ghost! I’m very open about it.”
Whether related or not, Kesha also insists that her nether regions are haunted. “It sounds ridiculous, but in all honesty … I believed I had dead people in me.” Morticia Addams would be jealous!
He Deserves a Lot Worse
Chris Brown doesn’t need to confess anything for us to know the kind of person he is. Nevertheless, the singer did tell the world about a time that he accidentally went number two onstage.
Chris said, “The crowd didn’t know it, and I had like an outfit change coming up, so I said, ‘Yeah, I can hold it out one more song,’ … I just remember it running down my leg.” *Sigh* If only that were the worst thing Chris has ever done, we might’ve felt sorry for him.
Cleanliness Is Relative
When we think about Jake Gyllenhaal, we often think it’d be pretty nice to be up close and personal with the handsome actor. It appears we thought wrong. Apparently, he doesn’t shower or bathe.
Jake confessed, “More and more, I find bathing to be less necessary at times. … But I do also think that there’s a whole world of not bathing that is also really helpful for skin maintenance, and we naturally clean ourselves.” He later claimed he was joking but we’ll need to get a whiff before we’re convinced.
Sometimes, it’s best for people not to share their thoughts or opinions. Unfortunately, keeping things to himself has never really been Kanye West’s brand. The rapper revealed that he believes slavery was a choice made by African Americans.
His exact words were, “When you hear about slavery for 400 years — for 400 years? That sound like a choice!” Why he believes anyone would make that choice remains unclear. Does anyone want to offer Kanye a history lesson?
No Bath Time
Like Jake Gyllenhaal, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis aren’t super into bathing. While it’s unclear if the actors regularly shower themselves, they have revealed that they only bathe their kids if they’re visibly dirty.
Ashton explained, “Now, here’s the thing: If you can see the dirt on [the kids], clean them. Otherwise, there’s no point.” To be fair, we think that he meant this in more of a “they’ll just keep getting dirty, so don’t spend all day washing them” way. At least, we hope that’s what he meant.
A Questionable Bedtime
Another celebrity couple who has unique parenting techniques is Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. The couple confessed that their whole family sleeps in the same room. To be clear, their children are currently eight and six years old.
If the kids are okay with it, though, we’re all for this famous family living their best life! Kristen has also revealed that their entire clan suffers from bad gas, which can make the bedroom a rather unpleasant place to be. Good to know!
Next Time, Check ID
Before the allegations of his misconduct came out, James Franco admitted to one particular incident all on his own. Apparently, the actor once tried to meet with a fan for a romantic evening. The problem? This particular fan was underaged.
James clarified that he wasn’t aware of the fan’s age when he agreed to meet her. Maybe he should check ID next time? Or take a page out of Charlie Puth’s book and romance himself!
A Bonding Moment
Each relationship is different and sometimes, things that seem gross to newly dating couples are perfectly normal for those in long-term relationships. That being said, Meghan Trainor’s openness with her husband seems a bit over the top…
The singer and her hubby have side-by-side toilets and often do their business together. Yes, even number two. Meghan said, “A lot of time in the middle of the night… we’ve got to pee at the same time. So I was like, ‘Can we please have two toilets next to each other?’”
Sweat it Out
While on the topic of questionable hygiene, Cameron Diaz probably doesn’t smell as fresh as she looks. The actress has expressed that she doesn’t use deodorant. Like, ever.
“I don’t believe in antiperspirants. It’s really bad for you. I haven’t used it for almost 20 years. You’re stinky because you use antiperspirant. It keeps all the stink in.” You’ll have to excuse us, we didn’t know that actors get medical degrees along with their Razzies.
Camila Cabello didn’t confess her own secrets but she did share those of her then-boyfriend, Shawn Mendes. Apparently, Shawn is prone to some pretty saucy dreams! How does Camila know? He talks in his sleep.
“I would be, like, be reading or something, and he would just, like, start sleep-talking, and it would scare me because he’d just be like, ‘Baby…that…feels….so…good…,’ and then he’d go back to sleep. … I was like, ‘Thank you? I’m not really doing anything right now, but thanks.'”
When the circumstances of Rihanna and Chris Brown’s breakup surfaced, along with the photos, the world thought for sure that this power couple was over. Unfortunately, Rihanna admitted that she was still in love with Chris and was willing to give him another chance.
Sorry, RiRi, we’re all for loving who you love, but this is one romance we just can’t get behind. Luckily, Rihanna is now in a long-term relationship with ASAP Rocky and just welcomed a baby boy!
We’re not really fans of celebrities publicizing their medical decisions, in general. We want to live in a world where only doctors are advising us on medical procedures — not celebs! That being said, Nicki Minaj did reveal that she was uninvited from the Met Gala because she refused to get a booster required of all the event’s attendees.
Nicki has every right to make her own choices about her own body but maybe she should’ve read the room a little better, before telling the world?
We Can Relate
While some celebrity confessions are truly rich/famous people’s problems, there are others that are similar to the types of things any one of us would admit to. Cardi B made the most relatable confession in human history when she revealed that she wanted to have a threesome with Rihanna and Chrissy Teigen.
Well, who doesn’t? Chrissy commented by tweeting, “Gasp! Drops biscuits.” To which Cardi responded, “Drop your panties, okurrr!” Um, can we join?
Ummm, Breast Is Best?
Let’s be honest, those who have had lactating partners have probably at least wondered what breast milk tastes like. Some may have even snuck a sip, at some point. Then, there’s KJ Apa, who routinely drinks his partner’s breast milk — even when in a public restaurant!
You’d think the restaurant would have adequate milk options… KJ expressed, “My wife is a milk machine and I love it.” We’re glad to see that both baby and daddy are enjoying mama’s beverage.
We’ve all had to do some questionable things for money, and struggling actors are no different. Leslie Jones has admitted that, before getting her big break, she used to be a telemarketer for Scientology.
“I needed to pay the rent, and it was a very easy interview. I just acted crazy!” We guess, in a way, that was Leslie’s first acting job! We wonder if she jumped on a sofa Tom Cruise-style in order to get that gig.
Private Time Made Public
There’s nothing wrong with having some intimate time with oneself. However, there’s something a bit odd about doing that in front of a camera — and then making sure the world knows you weren’t faking it.
That’s what Robert Pattinson did when he confessed to pleasuring himself for real on camera whenever a script calls for it. According to Robert, faking it “just doesn’t work.” Um, it’s called “acting” Robert, it’s literally your job.
In Need of Anatomy Lessons
Education about our bodies isn’t always adequate, especially when it comes to learning about private parts of our anatomy. That being said, you would expect a grown man to know whether or not he’s been circumcised.
Well, apparently, Patrick Stewart simply assumed that he was circumcised — until very recently. Patrick says that his wife corrected him and let him know that he is, indeed, uncut. The actor thought his wife was messing with him, so the actor had to call his doctor to get confirmation!
Yet another celeb who’s decided to let the whole world know what their intimates look like is Hoda Kotb. The star revealed on live TV that she has a “landing strip.” Later, Hoda said that she regrets her confession but she felt pressured to share that information.
She blamed her co-star, Kathie Lee Gifford. “I felt pressured. So, I blurted it out.” Sorry, Hoda — it’s literally your job to chat on these talk shows, you should be a pro by now.
A Thoughtful Gift
Before she became the celeb she is today, Jenna Dewan used to work as a backup dancer for Janet Jackson. Jenna recalled that Janet was a great boss and even gifted her staff with a box of toys!
To be clear — they were adult toys meant for one’s alone time. Or, if you’re Robert Pattinson, you can use it whenever you’re in front of the camera. Jenna recalled that she received this gift “on Valentine’s Day and mind you, I’m 19 … so I’m like baby, baby, baby naïve.”
Rock ‘n’ Roll
We all know that a big part of living the stereotypical rockstar lifestyle is lots of illegal substances. Well, Steven Tyler has made it clear that he’s lived up to all of that stereotypical glory!
The singer has confessed to spending “easily” over two million dollars on substances that shall remain unnamed. He did hint as to what he used by saying, “I snorted half of Peru!” That, folks, is how Steven Tyler single-handedly boosted Peru’s economy.
Telling it Like it Is
Amy Schumer isn’t interested in preserving Hollywood’s reputation as this beautifully glitzy, glamorous place. She has no problem letting her fans know that she absolutely hates attending celebrity events. Amy said that the Met Gala, specifically, “felt like a punishment.”
“It’s people doing an impression of having a conversation … I don’t like the farce.” She’s expressed that she never intends to go back. Well, Amy can always ask Nicki Minaj for tips on how to get uninvited!
We All Suspected…
Emilia Clarke has revealed a secret about her co-star Jason Mamoa, well, at least about a certain part of his body. Emilia described filming an intimate scene with Jason and referred to his package as “huge.” We know, this is pretty much the least shocking revelation ever.
Given his overall size as a human, we figured that Jason’s member would be proportionate. Furthermore, given the respect with which he treats women, Jason really does give off a well-endowed energy.
Kylie Jenner has admitted that she’s let fame get the better of her — “I wake up every morning with the worst anxiety. I don’t know why. I have, like, a problem.”
“I wake up every morning at, like, seven or eight because I think that there’s a bad story about me, and I have to check. My worst fear is waking up and finding something bad about me on the internet.” Yeah, being famous really doesn’t sound all that fun.
A lot of celebrities have strange beauty rituals to maintain their Hollywood looks. All the time and money in the world to focus on their appearance, paired with intense pressure to look perfect, can have some pretty insane results. However, Sandra Bullock’s routine is probably one of the craziest.
The actress gets facials using prepuce, in which that body part is rubbed on her facial skin. Sandra knows how crazy this sounds but she insists that the results are worth it. Um, we’ll just take her word for it… thanks.
Not a Fan of Fans
Daniel Craig has revealed how he truly feels about fans asking for photos of him, or his autograph, and it isn’t pretty. “[Phones] are the … bane of my life. I get people who [photograph me] while I’m having dinner. I want to get violent and I can’t.”
To be fair, Daniel’s frustration is completely legitimate. That being said, there’s probably a better way to talk about one’s fanbase, preferably without getting violence involved.
This Celeb Is Getting It!
Unfortunately, our society is still catching up to the idea of women being as free with intimacy as men. While male celebrities are often rewarded for using their fame to enjoy multiple partners’ company, female celebrities still get shamed for it.
That’s why it was so refreshing when Madonna shared that she’s been with upwards of two different partners in one day. We wouldn’t expect the Queen of Pop to deserve anything less!
The First Time
George Clooney has decided to share with the world about the very first time he… enjoyed himself… to completion. Apparently, the actor was in elementary school, which is probably not the best time for one to experience their first enjoyment.
“I believe it was while climbing a rope when I was six or seven years old I mean, nothing came out, but all the other elements were there. I remember getting to the top of the rope, hanging off the rope, and going, ‘Oh, my God, this feels great!'”
Beyoncé fans know that the singer’s alter-ego is named Sasha Fierce and she has the courage to do the things that might scare Bey. Well, apparently, Sasha comes into play for some other things, too…
When asked if Jay Z has known Sasha longer than the rest of us, Beyoncé made it pretty clear that Fierce’s first performance was in the bedroom. Apparently, Sasha Fierce has been around for a while, but only Jay Z had the privilege of meeting her. That’s basically the best superhero origin story ever!
We don’t condone cheating in any way, but if you’re going to cheat, you should at least do it like Rita Moreno. The actress was intimate with Elvis Presley, for the sake of making Marlon Brando jealous. That’s quite the roster! It’s worth mentioning that Marlon cheated on Rita first, so this was her revenge.
Rita said, “It was out everywhere I’d been with Elvis, and Marlon found out and was so angry. That man threw chairs — it was wonderful.” We may have different definitions of “wonderful” than Rita.
We’ve all heard the expression “love hurts” but it seems that Machine Gun Kelly took this saying far too literally. When he proposed to Megan Fox, MGK used a ring that’s designed to induce pain when removed from the finger.
He seemed very proud of his engagement ring design but the world was seriously divided about it. Some people think that if it works for Megan and she consented, it’s fine. Others think that it’s inappropriate to share this obsessive and controlling jewelry design with young, impressionable fans.
Daniel Radcliffe is one of the few child stars who’s managed to maintain his wholesome image throughout the years. However, he’s recently confessed that keeping things family-friendly has been harder than he’s let on. Daniel admits that it’s been a constant struggle to refrain from adult beverages as a coping mechanism.
He says that certain beverages help him forget that he’s constantly under scrutiny. Ironically, the consumption of those beverages makes the media scrutinize him even more. “There is no blueprint for starting young and working stuff out.” Fair enough, Daniel.
“I Will Find You…”
Liam Neeson confessed to wanting to hurt someone for something another person did. Yup, it’s just as illogical as it sounds. Apparently, a friend of Liam was harmed by a man.
While we’re extremely sympathetic to Liam’s friend’s pain, the actor’s reaction was beyond unacceptable. Liam says that he spent a week hoping that a man would provoke him so that he could harm him. Ah yes, because hurting another innocent person is definitely the solution.