45 Brutal Wives Whose Tweets Deserve Some Seriously Loud Laughter
This article appeared in bridesblush.com and has been published here with permission.
For as long as people have been tying the knot, those same people have been making jokes about the ancient practice of holy matrimony. Let’s be honest — there’s plenty to joke about. It could be mundane tasks like doing chores or getting the groceries, or arguing over the toothpaste tube and who chews the loudest. Though many people strive for marriage, there are plenty of wives who don’t mind joking about the whole experience. Keep reading for some brutally hilarious tweets…
Keep Your Jokes to Yourself
When it comes to the art of matrimony, it’s generally best to not offend your other half. This means acknowledging and appreciating what they do for you, paying attention to the small things, and never ever saying “it was a joke.” As this wife points out, if you end up saying “it was a joke” to your other half, it’s too late. Run for the hills!
Instead of saying “it was a joke” — which is a cop-out and an excuse — just apologize properly. It’s that easy!
A Father Folding Failure
It’s a well-known fact that women do the majority of household chores. This doesn’t mean that men do nothing, or that there aren’t exceptions, but generally — and historically — women do the majority of household chores. This means that many men don’t know how to iron, cook, vacuum, or look after their own kids. It’s a sorry state of affairs.
For this reason, we’re totally behind this Twitter wife’s justifiable homicide. When asked to fold the laundry, this guy just folded his own. Unbelievable!
Get Me Out of Here
2020 has been a tough year, not least because of lockdowns, quarantines, and public health regulations. We’ve all had to adjust to a new normal, including husbands and wives across the globe. This tweeting wife can’t wait to get back to arguing with her husband in public, rather than in the privacy of their own home.
After all, who can beat a row in the grocery store, a barney in the parking lot, or a shouting match in the movie theater?
What Did You Say?
Married people like to do a little thing called sniping. According to the trusty dictionary, sniping is making a “sly or petty verbal attack.” We’ve all done it, and marriage provides a great playground for constant sniping. You might snipe that your husband hasn’t put his cereal bowl in the dishwasher, or that he keeps letting the kids dress themselves.
In this hilarious example, a wife snipes that her husband chews like the prey of a murder hornet. Watch out, pal.